Monday, October 16, 2006

Ali Is Tasered By Po-Po

This weekend, Ali was tasered by police after being pulled over for traffic violations. Ali says that the Po-Po cuffed him to backseat to of the squad car and tasered him over 50 times. Awww. I guess the police weren't trying to hear his tip drill. He was actually pulled over for having an expired licesnse and tags and things just got hot (no punt intended). I don't know if Ali is planning on taking legal action against the officers, but I think he should. Police brutality is becoming as common as a officer's early morning cup of Joe and glazed donut. Something has to give. I wonder is crumping all over the streets with his new electrifying twitch.

Muah for your forehead...


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